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cool-critters:

Mata mata (Chelus fimbriata)

The Mata mata is a freshwater turtle found in South America, primarily in the Amazon and Orinoco basins. It is strictly an aquatic species but it prefers standing in shallow water where its snout can reach the surface to breathe. The appearance of the mata mata’s shell resembles a piece of bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves. The mata mata is carnivorous, feeding exclusively upon aquatic invertebrates and fish, which it has to swallow whole, since it cannot chew due to the way its mouth is constructed.


After taking down SHIELD Steve needed a new uniform design (again). All of the Avengers have suggestions. Whenever it comes up for discussion, Thor always insists that the new suit should include a cape. The others dismiss a cape out of hand (they’ve all seen The Incredibles!), but on Asguard a cape indicates a certain status and Thor holds Steve in such high regard that he thinks he’s earned the right to wear one.

After taking down SHIELD Steve needed a new uniform design (again). All of the Avengers have suggestions. Whenever it comes up for discussion, Thor always insists that the new suit should include a cape. The others dismiss a cape out of hand (they’ve all seen The Incredibles!), but on Asguard a cape indicates a certain status and Thor holds Steve in such high regard that he thinks he’s earned the right to wear one.

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)

why big boobs suck

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

nubbsgalore:

fireflies in timelapse, photos by (click pic) vincent bradytakehito miyataketsuneaki hiramatsu and spencer black

(Source: nubbsgaloretumblr.com)

http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/95413676392/lemon-yellow-memewhore-it-just-occurred-to

lemon-yellow:

memewhore:

It just occurred to me that someone who has never been able to hear but can read - doesn’t “hear” the words in their head as they’re reading them, and that really started severely fucking with my head because I just couldn’t imagine it. But then I thought…

the-fricti0n-in-your-jeans:

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

lifteatgetswole:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED THIS MUCH

I love these. iHop, Carl “you cut off his leg…”

the-jellyfish-in-your-jeans

rate-my-reptile:

thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 

Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff

Trained seven long yeer to deal with these DEADDY WATTER HOPPS. rain come several time a month and we do NOT know how make a Shanty or grage to hide-a-head—in-up in!!! must evade with the quiknezz 9.8/10

fremjoes:

smugasaurus:

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

Travel the world in search of cheese

Everybody is looking for cheese

(Source: beaniekhalifa23)

wolflowmusic:

Ready To Die - Andrew W.K.

785 listens

crystal-gems:

princesssilverglow:

Well I was always pretty sure that’s the case but it’s interesting to get it confirmed!

Gems are Gems! 
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

crystal-gems:

princesssilverglow:

Well I was always pretty sure that’s the case but it’s interesting to get it confirmed!

Gems are Gems! 

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

radtracks:

cherry bomb // the runaways

can’t stay at home, can’t stay at school
old folks say, “you poor little fool,”
down the street i’m the girl next door
i’m the fox you’ve been waiting for

87722 listens

sheriff-kyle:

OK GUYS WHO ALSO NEED STIM TOYS AND THINGS TO FIDGET WITH LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT WEBSITES THAT SELL CHEAPER FIDGET PRODUCTS THAT ARE USUALLY CHEWABLE HERE IS A LIST
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autismshop.com HAS CHEWABLE JEWELRY AND PHONE CORD ITEMS
officeplayground.com HAS CHEAP BEANDY THINGS
therapyshoppe.com HAS ALL THE THINGS SO GO AND MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE AND YEAH