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ewprincess:

someone did this for me and i threw them away when that person hurt me and now they’re gone forever, maybe a little piece of me is too

(Source: thehandmadeforest)

fabangrps:

This super useful generator can help give your character interesting habits and quirks.

(Source: rphelper)

ociu:

I love Bo Burnham.

ociu:

I love Bo Burnham.

sammyjacksons:

I hate when you get hit with those random feelings of panic and the nagging sense that something isnt right even though everything around you looks fine and you’re just standing there staring with your heart rate steadily increasing and your hands trembling and you’re so frustrated because you don’t know what’s wrong or what you’re so scared about and man I just really hate that

(Source: stilesmcalll)

vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

listoflifehacks:

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

mustbetheshroomsbro:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

True ^^^

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

(Source: faineemae)

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees

(Source: democraticnonsense)

kimmtaehyung:

tell me did you fall for a shooting star one without a permanent scar 
and that you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

neeea:

I got 99 problems and all of them are Luftballons.

just-a-drawing-cat:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

Holy moses, this blew up fast.

holy shit

just-a-drawing-cat:

loganmcowen:

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

Holy moses, this blew up fast.

holy shit